BALLER PASS POLICY
"MUST PURCHASE TWO ... ONLY TWO AVAILABLE"
Upon your grand arrival, our esteemed festival concierge will graciously present you with two magnificent 30" 14k Gold Lanyard Baller Passes. Your devoted concierge will be at your beck and call throughout the entire festival weekend, ensuring that your accommodations are flawlessly arranged by the festival itself. Once you possess your Baller Pass, you can rest easy knowing that the SLO Comedy Festival will meticulously handle every detail; all that remains is for you to arrive in unparalleled style. You can trust that every facet will be executed with the utmost elegance. A lavish limousine will be at your service for all performances at the San Luis Obispo Comedy Festival, as well as for your airport transfers. Furthermore, a delightful horse and carriage awaits to whisk you from your hotel to the prestigious "Best of the Fest" event at the Performing Art Center at Cal Poly.
FESTIVAL PROVIDES
Concierge - Accommodation - Reserved Tables - Cristal - Limousine - Horse and Carriage - Jokes
FESTIVAL PASS RULES AND GUIDELINES
This exclusive pass grants the holder privileged access to all comedy performances and after parties at the festival. Enjoy a reserved table at each location, complete with a chilled bottle of Cristal. As a true "Baller", you may arrive and depart at your leisure for any show. Simply present the Baller Pass upon arrival, and your entry is assured, no matter the time.
NO REFUNDS, NO EXCHANGES, NO EXCEPTIONS
2 BALLER PASSES
$50,000 each
ONLY $100,000
